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tyleroakley:

Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit

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strangely-wonderful:

Way too dressed up for a Tuesday

Never to much for a Tuesday

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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I’m sorry but dear god.

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Selfies for days

One day ill change this.

fallinthedefeat:

sdelabelle:

tyleroakley:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.

Omfg this is amazing

Oh that totally turned my day around

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